Pregame dead-arm original source of McCoy's injury

Well we teased the wrong line last night. Alabama didn't need any points against a McCoy-less Horns team and red zone turnovers usually kill unders (so do ruthless coaches who like to punch in a score with 59 seconds left to make the final score look like they were in complete control of the game).

1-1 wasn't the start I was looking for, but I could easily be 0-2 if McCoy could have overcame his brother's pre game dead arm. It turns out that the hit McCoy took from Alabama's 300 lb meat bag, Marcel Dareus, only re-aggravated his throwing arm which was first injured hours before kickoff when Colt's younger brother Case dead-armed him during a pre-game interview with Lisa Salters.



"When he said he couldn't feel his arm I believed him," said a remorseful Case. "I mean I hit him hard. I had my middle knuckle out and everything."

"He's going to get the biggest frogger when I get home," said McCoy.

Salter's denies comment on the incident. Witnesses say she pulled out a gun when she saw Colt being attacked.

"No, it was just her microphone," said one witness.

"Bull****!" "It was a f***ing gun!" Said another...

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